L is for Lap.
When a human sits down, they make a lap, which is a nice place for kitties to sit and sleep. There, we have their complete attention, or at least enough that they won't forget about us. Parker and I got to know his lap from an early age, as did some of the other kitties. When our human goes to visit the cats at the vet, they like to sit on his lap sometimes, as well.
When the cats are small enough, more than one will fit on a lap. I was in a group of ten or eleven cats on our human's lap. One time, Smudge even nursed her kittens (the litter before us) on his lap.
Often times when humans sit and make a lap, they will be sitting there for a while, like then they watch a movie on the television. That's a good time to get up there. It's really frustrating to us when they have to get up, and to them when they can't because we're there.
So here are some cat-in-a-lap pictures...